Some people are REALLY stupid.

So. theres a lot of stupid people in this world who like to come to my restaurant. i dont understand why they all choose to congregate here. maybe they like teriyaki.

here are some examples. (things in parenthesis- what i REALLY wanted to say.)

1. some guy came into my JAPANESE restaurant, asking for THAI iced tea. (what kind of fucking sense does that make?)

2. some bitch waiting outside the bathroom says, "excuse me is there someone in the bathroom? because i can't open it." The lock on the bathroom says, "vacant." so i tell her, "no, it says vacant." and she looks at me like im CRAZY and says, "well WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?" and its not even like she says it NICELY, she says it with attitude. (look bitch, it means empty.)

3. a guy calls on the phone and says "i want to order a teriyaki box." i say, "OK, what kind?" he says, "TERIYAKI." so I say ONCE AGAIN, "WHAT KIND (you stupid mother fucker)" he says, "TERIYAKI. YOU KNOW. WITH THE RICE. AND SALAD. IN THE BOX.."so i say, "CHICKEN !? BEEF !? PORK !?!?!? WHAT KIND! (you ignorant bitch!)" and this bitchass cuntface says, "CHICKEN" with this "DUH" attitude, like im supposed to be able to read his empty mind.

4. some people think things are free. this girl ordered a chicken teriyaki and then asked me for some edamame. so i gave her a box edamame and told her her total which was like 12 bucks. then she goes, "12 DOLLARS? WHY IS IT 12 DOLLARS? ISNT THE CHICKEN LIKE 7 SOMETHING?" and i say, "yeah but you also got edamame." and this bitch says, "ITS NOT FREE?" (NO! Why the fuck would i just give out free edamame?!"

...i gotta go but this will continue.

1st Post but who cares?

Hello all,
I'm pretty sure that all (3 ) of you who are reading this (shannon denise jordan) know who i am. so i think i'll skip the intro. i havent done a blog thing like this since XANGA (haha.... -_-) which was in freshman year of highschool i believe. im going to skip the grammatical/punctuation bs and type comfortably...unlike... you guys.

Today i watched THE PROPOSAL with cannon (cary and shannon) and of course, my manfriend OJ. It made me kind of anxious to be honest... i dont enjoy watching people being successful and rich (sandra bullock was wearing LOUBOUTINS. FML. ) because it makes me think about how i'm going to have to work my ass off to be successful and rich but im still in college and i still have atleast 2 years before i even finish and even then i might only be able to be a stupid NON PAID intern at an architectural/interior design firm and how its going to take forever for me to be able to earn lots and lots of money and spend it all on designer shoes and clothes and handbags and and and... ugh.

i just want to get rich quick. real quick.